What truly puzzles me is your self-incriminating speech. The weed consumption, nice. The sexual escapades in graphic detail, now is that necessary? Seriously. If your mom wouldn't want to hear it, neither do I. Especially, when I'm trying to go to sleep so that I can be alert and productive for that thing I do 5 days a week. Work. You should try it! On a more positive note, it's great to hear that you get up at 6:45am to work out. I hear that's good for you.
In conclusion, I'd like to leave you with this pearl of wisdom:
"He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, It will be counted a curse to him." ~ Prov. 27:14
Sincerely,
Sleepy in Seattle